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Old March 20th, 2009, 03:16 PM
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Puzzling Questions 4, IV, four, for, fore

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Is it possible to be totally partial?

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Who tows the tow trucks when they break down?

Why are cigarettes sold in petrol stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?

Why aren't there bullet-proof trousers?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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