Nicely phrased!


How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I love it!


A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
Very appropriate!


I should've known it wasn't going to work out
between my ex-wife and me.
After all, I'm a Libra and she's a b*tch.
My explanation:
My ex-wife and I had conflicting career goals.
I wanted to be a math professor.
She wanted to be a widow.