Mary Poppins jokes
Mary Poppins decided to stop overnight at a hotel.
"Hello, Mary Poppins," said the desk clerk. ."What may I do for you?"
"I would like to get a room and something to eat," said Mary Poppins.
"Our pleasure, Mary Poppins. ."The kitchen will prepare anything you want."
"I would like cauliflower au gratin and two soft-boiled eggs," said Mary Poppins.
"Certainly, Mary Poppins. .Room service will bring it to your room."
"Why, thank you, " said Mary Poppins and went to her room.
The following morning, the desk clerk asked,
"Was everything satisfactory, Mary Poppins?"
"The room was lovely, the view was breathtaking,
the bed was very comfortable and I slept very well.
The meal was delicious but the eggs were quite fresh."
"I'm very sorry to hear that, Mary Poppins," said the clerk.
"Of course, there will be no charge. .Would you care
to write something to put in our suggestion box?"
"Why, thank you. .I believe I will," said Mary Poppins.
She went to the suggestion box and wrote briefly.
She smiled, waved good-bye and left.
The clerk could not contain his curiosity.
He read what Mary Poppins had written.
It was just one word:
Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious.
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A guru we know walked barefoot all the time
which often produced blisters on his feet.
He also ate very little which made him rather frail.
With his odd diet, he sometimes suffered from bad breath.
Hence, he was a:
super-callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
Mary Poppins 
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