Why do you people care so much about how you look at the funeral? What's so important about a funeral anyway? Geeze, soon they're going to have brand name clothing for dead people.

indeed. after all, appearances are very important to dead people

we are thinking about our families, especially our moms

how would you like to cause your mom the grief of looking at a mangled corpse, or perhaps having the idea that they messed you up so bad you couldn't have an open casket. it just makes an already painful process more gruesome. (at least, that's the reason i think is behind it. me, i never really fancied a funeral, i couldn't care less what they do with me when i'm dead.


wonder what such a clothing line would be called, and what slogan would it use. i was trying to think of something cleaver, but my mind is very tired at the moment. maybe topsquark can come up with something

how about, "Gone forever" the new clothing line by the Undertaker. Because if you got to go, you might as well go in style.

ok, that was corny and stupid.

Any volunteers to pick up the pieces?

A gentleman should always look presentable. Even at his funeral.

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Not at all. Know what would be funny? When people who are alive start fancying the "Gone Forever" range.

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i predict that it will be quite popular among the suicidal population

so lethal injection is not that painful huh. i was under the impression you'd be in pain for at least a few minutes. i'm allergic to pain, that's too long for me. i'd be too impatient

The goth population more likely. Weird people those goths

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Isn't it that you can feel the poison or whatever flowing through your veins? I'm not sure if it's true though.

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i don't think it's about feeling the poison, i think you feel pain. doesn't the lethal injection do things like stop your heart? it would probably feel like you're having a heart attack, among other things

Lethal injection - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (I didn't read through it all though)

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I thought those unfortunates were only in the USA.

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What are the goths?

I would add to the list death caused by oblijed endless sleepless nights with the statistics book.........

Goth subculture - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Also, there has been a sad trend with the teeny boppers in the USA having been mimicking the Goth/Punk attitude, style and persona.

Punk subculture - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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that is too painful. not only will no one choose that, but also, no government is so cruel as to have that as capital punishment

so we're split between lethal injection and firing squad huh? is there no one who'd like to drown? what about hanging? it was all the rage back in the day you know

i should probably have chosen strangulation, my parents have tried to do that to mej so many times, i'm probably immuned to it, my neck muscles are too strong now


...just joking i'm a good little boy

I prefer Euthanasia. It makes more sense to me.

(Even I can't die yet.)