Signs a Romance Novel is Plagarized
Chapter in which a scantily-clad Desiree
clings to the sinewy Roberto
and recites a list of ways
he can tell if he might be a redneck.
Hero's frequent calls of "Adrian!"
seems to ring a bell.
Published by Kinko's.
Heartbreaking passage in which all four female leads are dumped:
as Jack slips out the back,
Stan makes a new plan,
Roy becomes inexplicably coy,
and Gus is seen heading to the bus depot.
Author: Danielle Steal