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04-09-2008, 02:59 AM
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| | Why I don't visit rich people... Reason why I never visit rich people.
Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea,
milo, chocolate, or coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or
green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea please"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White please"
Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Answer: "Milk please "
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer: "Cow milk please."
Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Jersey cow?"
Answer: "Umm ... I'll rather take it black please."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar please."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar please."
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead
please."
Question: "Mineral or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: "*&^%$# , just leave it, I'd rather die of thirst!!!"
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04-09-2008, 05:25 AM
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| | [Joke, don't take offence]
actuarial student that doesn't like rich people, is like a Jew that doesn't like money.
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04-09-2008, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by bobak [Joke, don't take offence]
actuarial student that doesn't like rich people, is like a Jew that doesn't like money.
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Bobak | Why do you think that works as a simile, would it work as well with Catholic
or Maltese, ..
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04-09-2008, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by bobak [Joke, don't take offence]
actuarial student that doesn't like rich people, is like a Jew that doesn't like money.
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Bobak | I don't quite understand... If i do pass my examinations I will get a big salary, but why must I like, or socialise with, rich people?
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04-09-2008, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by janvdl I don't quite understand... If i do pass my examinations I will get a big salary, but why must I like, or socialise with, rich people?  | Its difficult to hate yourself Janvdl | 
04-09-2008, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted by bobak Its difficult to hate yourself Janvdl  | I won't act like the person in the joke I made. I can still be a normal person and have money.
Secondly, I prefer intelligent company way more than rich company...
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04-09-2008, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by janvdl I won't act like the person in the joke I made. I can still be a normal person and have money.
Secondly, I prefer intelligent company way more than rich company... | I was making a joke too. No need to defend yourself. | | The following users thank bobak for this useful post: | |  | 
04-09-2008, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by bobak I was making a joke too. No need to defend yourself. | My apologies. It's a bad habit of mine.
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A disposition for benevolence. Confidence. Justice.
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