Reason why I never visit rich people.


Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea,
milo, chocolate, or coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or
green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea please"

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White please"

Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Answer: "Milk please "

Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer: "Cow milk please."

Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Jersey cow?"
Answer: "Umm ... I'll rather take it black please."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar please."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar please."

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead
please."

Question: "Mineral or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: "*&^%$# , just leave it, I'd rather die of thirst!!!"

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[Joke, don't take offence]
actuarial student that doesn't like rich people, is like a Jew that doesn't like money.

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Bobak

Why do you think that works as a simile, would it work as well with Catholic
or Maltese, ..

RonL

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Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people.

Giordano Bruno

I don't quite understand... If i do pass my examinations I will get a big salary, but why must I like, or socialise with, rich people?

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Its difficult to hate yourself Janvdl

I won't act like the person in the joke I made. I can still be a normal person and have money.

Secondly, I prefer intelligent company way more than rich company...

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I was making a joke too. No need to defend yourself.

My apologies. It's a bad habit of mine.

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