Quotes on Age - 1
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional.
Chili Davis
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars
for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get
for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing
There is no pleasure worth forgoing
just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
John Mortimer
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative
Maurice Chevalier
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old.
It's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
G. Norman Collie
Life is a moderately good play
with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote
Middle age is when you choose your cereal
for the fiber, not the toy.
To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world,
except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde
Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret.
Benjamin Disraeli
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that
your high school class is running the country.
Kurt Vonnegut
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
Ashley Montague.