You know you are from Europe when...

... You're not fat.

... You know a little about a lot.

... You've seen H.M the Queen of your country shopping retail!

... Your house is older than America (sometimes your car depending if you're from eastern Europe)

... You walk in heels on cobblestones.

... You sometimes dance in heels on cobblestones.

... You do plastic surgery to look better, not look younger.

... You don't come home at midnight, you go out at midnight.

... You actually walk.

... You don't have a local church, you have a local cathedral.

... You speak at least two languages fluently and understand the rest.

... You know all the royal houses in Europe and have a favorite princess.

... You don't wear white socks with formal shoes.

... You wear a training suit only at the gym.

... You make cookies with no pot.

... Your jeans actually fit your body.

... You would never wear a fleece jacket and flip-flops at the same time.

... You would never wear flip-flops during the winter.

... You've always had a passport.

... You pay a lot for gasoline.

... You say: American Idol? Please!!! it's called EUROVISION SONG CONTEST!

... You travel and bring back food or even fresh flowers. You just cant go to Italy without bringing back Parmesan!

... You have been outside your country and not just outside your state.

... You hate Americans with no particular reason, but never forget to mention to your friends how many years you've spent in New York.

... You think that traveling from Amsterdam to Luxembourg qualifies for an international travel.

... You truly believe that your country has once been an empire which dominated the world (even if you come from Andorra).

... You pay ridiculous taxes and think it is normal.

... You hate to work.

... You leave your office at 5pm.

... you are always slightly drunken.

... you drive a car size of a shopping cart.