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Still in casting
But needless to say:
Bond - CaptainBlack
Elliot Carver - ImPerfectHacker
Wai Lin - Moo
Henry Gupta - MrFantasitc
Jhevon - M
janvld - Stamper
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March 7th, 2009, 11:39 PM
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Just a suggestion
It would be better if the Talk Spam thread is not made Daily Video thread, like last one , I think I hated opening it because it was very slow to open 
However link provided rather than "Youtube facility" used can work 
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What is intelligence?
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ‘intelligence'?"
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."
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Originally Posted by CaptainBlack  Still in casting
But needless to say:
Bond - CaptainBlack
Elliot Carver - ImPerfectHacker
Wai Lin - Moo
Henry Gupts - MrFantasitc
Jhevon - M
janvld - Stamper
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CB | Which explains why I have never tried to be too useful when it comes to TPH .....
Unfortunately for Canberra, it's a little known fact that Gupta was color blind ....
Funnily enough, I do subscribe to Gupta's Law of Convenient Anomalies.
And a note to Jameson ..... Never beat me in a game of cards ..... (You guys will need to do some trivial research for that one)
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Originally Posted by CaptainBlack Still in casting
But needless to say:
Bond - CaptainBlack
Elliot Carver - ImPerfectHacker
Wai Lin - Moo
Henry Gupta - MrFantasitc
Jhevon - M
janvld - Stamper
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CB | Great to have a new one!
(Now I'm off to wikipedia to see what kind of role I received  Me and movies...) Quote: |
Stamper is a henchman of Elliot Carver and the protégé of Dr. Kaufman, a professional assassin. Kaufman trained him in the many methods of torture, particularly chakra torture, which attempts to inflict the maximum amount of pain on the body's most vital areas while leaving the victim alive as long as possible. A towering presence at 200 cm (6 feet 6 ½ inches), his size alone is enough to send fear into the hearts of his intended victims. The film's novelization reveals him to be a sadomasochist, taking pleasure in pain and fond of torturing and raping his victims, whose pleasure-pain senses have been 'rewired' so that what would cause pain in a normal person causes Stamper pleasure, and vice-versa. This makes Stamper a truly formidable foe, since he will simply feel pleasure, instead of pain, from Bond's blows. Kaufman is "like a father" to Stamper, who served as his protege in the field of torture, so after Bond kills Kaufman, Stamper determines to avenge his death.
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Wai Lin (Chinese 林慧), a spy for the Chinese People's External Security Force, is a formidable opponent, a fierce warrior with incredible skill in martial arts. She first encounters Bond when she is sent (under the disguise as a Xinhua News Agency reporter) to investigate media mogul Elliot Carver's plan to start a war between China and the United Kingdom, a plot he was also sent by MI-6 to foil. The two initially believe they have been ordered to kill each other, but eventually develop a wary mutual trust when they are both captured and imprisoned by Carver's secret partner, General Chang. Bond especially grows to respect her when she playfully, but firmly, rejects his attempts at seduction.
Carver brings them both aboard his private ship to gloat that he will control the world's media after he gets exclusive coverage rights to the impending war, which will begin when the ship launches missiles at a British craft. At the last minute, however, Wai breaks free and creates a distraction that allows Bond to disable the missiles, kill Carver, and escape with her as the ship self-destructs. She and Bond then give in to the mutual attraction they had both been fighting during the mission, and become lovers.
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So CB has tried to seduce me and finally...  and TPH is the evil... 
I remember I saw the movie on my 10th birthday  , a long, long time ago ^^
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And a note to Jameson ..... Never beat me in a game of cards ..... (You guys will need to do some trivial research for that one) | Hmm this sounds interesting... we should organize a MHF poker night online. There are penny tables online. Shuffle up and deal? |
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Originally Posted by Jameson Hmm this sounds interesting... we should organize a MHF poker night online. There are penny tables online. Shuffle up and deal? | I've only played poker on my phone before, but I won't mind joining in
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I came across this while looking for Chuck Norris pictures for the daily picture thread...enjoy?
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Have you ever been told to in college that what you wrote is "inapproriate" and that if you write anything like that your work would be counted as absent? Haha, I have  . We had this stupid assignment to write down what the first thought enters our mind when he hear Oedipus, so I wrote (something to this effect), "I envision Oedpius having great incestial relations with his mother. Perhaps, the real reason why I see this in my head is because as Freud said that we are guided by our subconscious desires. Thus, it seems that my subconscious desire is to have incestial relations with my relatives and so my evil and corrupted mind is jealous of Oedipus". But when I wrote that I was being 100% serious. |
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@ chris : there's a video thread somewhere
@ tph : you should stop quoting Freud 
@ tph² : yes, it is still full, and I don't want an ******** (answer to your latter PM) 
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@ tph² : yes, it is still full, and I don't want an ******** (answer to your latter PM) | Are you a feminist? Because I wanted to have a argument with you over feminism if you are one. |
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Originally Posted by CaptainBlack Still in casting
But needless to say:
Bond - CaptainBlack
Elliot Carver - ImPerfectHacker
Wai Lin - Moo
Henry Gupta - MrFantasitc
Jhevon - M
janvld - Stamper
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CB | so i'm M huh? so i take casting me as an old woman is for me to show what a great actor i am? oh well, at least i'm in charge. it could be worse, i could be Dr Kaufman
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Originally Posted by ThePerfectHacker I like to quote Freud because it makes people feel uncomfotable (unless they are people like me, with no morals) and also because it has truth in what it says.
Are you a feminist? Because I wanted to have a argument with you over feminism if you are one. | I'm not. I just hate inequalities
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