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Old March 20th, 2009, 03:59 PM
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Puzzling Questions (Some you've read before, but I'm a 'redundant' kind of guy)


Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off the bus?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice"?

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?

Can people without hands get a grip?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush?

Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?

Does peanut butter really have butter in it?

Is the fear of flying groundless?

Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?

If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?

Why are boxing rings square?

Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?

If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?

What is the exception to the rule that every rule has an exception? Does that make this rule right or wrong?

Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

How can you hear yourself think?

Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
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You have to stop at a drive through to correctly go through a drive through.

Pringles come with a resealable lid so that if you choke on one the police will be able to keep the evidence fresh.

A handless person can physically get a grip with a prostedic hand.
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Cargo is transported by a ship & a shipment is transported by a car because it was ship-ment but an idiot got confused & sent it by car so the ship had to take the cargo.
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