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March 27th, 2009, 03:39 PM
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March 27th, 2009, 04:27 PM
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Rocky XVII Breaks Box Office Records
My parents went to Mars
and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Use Preparation A for Annoying Asteroids.
Disco Still Sucks.
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