Taken out of context, these expressions might lead you to think of something else.

If you are offended by any that you uncover, STOP uncovering them.

A doctor might say:

A dentist might say:

Your hairdresser might say:

The milkman might say:

The stock broker might say:

The banker might say:

The telephone guy might say:

The interior decorator might say:

The local bar might have a sign that reads:

You might hear a lawyer say:

A musician could say:

You might hear a pipe fitter say:

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:

A contractor might marvel at his construction and say:

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:

Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said:

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked,

US PGA Commentator –

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator –

Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:

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He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool, shun him. He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a child, teach him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep, wake him. And he who knows and knows that he knows is wise, follow him.
-- Persian Proverb

Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one.