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Thanks for the title Chris. Heck knows, I've been so busy I've forgotten about this. 
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 !!!!!! 
If you can't read the text...this is what it says: Quote:
Turn your hamster into a fighting machine!
Getting started: you'll need a hamster, tape, a knife.
Once you have selected a blade that best suits your furry friend, place the knife horizontally, not vertically on top of the hamster. If your hamster squeaks, just squeeze him really hard to let him know that you mean business. That'll teach him.
Now you'll need the tape to secure the knife in place. Wrap tape under the hamster's tummy and then over his back. Remember, there are many choices when it comes to tape: Electrical, Scotch, Duct, Masking, etc. Find what works for you.
TA-DAH! Your very own fighting machine!!!
A friendly reminder: Never strap firearms to your hamster. Don't run with armed hamster. Fighting Machine Hamster is not intended for nighttime use. Don't stab people with your hamster.
Trouble shooting - Remember what works for one hamster may not work for your hamster. If you're hamster doesn't move after becoming a fighting machine, the knife may be too heavy.
If you're hamster looks like this, then you did something wrong. Something very, very wrong.
Hamster tip: Get together with your friends and have a fight to the death!
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This is the best thing I've ever seen...I'm stealing this and making it my avatar XD
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well yeah, I find round numbers nice 
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How to identify a rich man / Comment tu identifies un homme riche? 
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