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 | He's dead, Jim | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Big Stone Gap, Virginia
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 Goofinitions 2
Goofinitions 2 (f - p)
factory — data bank
fairy — not cloudy
fondue — need for affection
forest — most in favor
foundry — a place of lost items
gastric — hybrid automobile
germinate — sneeze or cough on somebody
goatee — butt of a practical joke
graphite — one who believes in charts
hindsight — watching ones weight
hostility — what guests should expect
impeach — pelt with fruit
infraction — dividing by zero
liposuction — weird kissing
lobster — weak tennis player
midwife — second spouse of three
misery — penny pinching
number — what higher math makes you
ovation — laying an egg
palette — little friend
pandamonium — bamboo-eaters on the loose
petulant — having a crush on a girl called Petula
predate — flirt
preoccupied - looking for work
primitive — like a proper old lady
prudent — like a proper old lady
pulpit — blender setting
pumpkin — sandals
__________________ He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool, shun him. He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a child, teach him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep, wake him. And he who knows and knows that he knows is wise, follow him.
-- Persian Proverb
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