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May 28th, 2009, 06:50 AM
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Goofinitions 3 (r - v)
racism — the belief that fast is better
ramification — bad driving
restitution — sanitarium
restoration — pep talk during a time out
sadism — melancholy
Semite — half of a couple
seminary — almost not any
slippery — like a lounging shoe
slugfest — a gathering of gastropods
slumber — saw wood (sleep)
steward — where the leftovers are headed
subdue — teaching absent
summer — abacus
stereotype — braille
taxonomy — IRS audit
testicle — freeze up on an exam
textile — braille
trickle — to delight with magic
triple — stumbling walk
virtuoso — exceptionally moral person
__________________ He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool, shun him. He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a child, teach him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep, wake him. And he who knows and knows that he knows is wise, follow him.
-- Persian Proverb
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May 28th, 2009, 07:34 AM
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Hello, masters!
These are hilarious!
Here are a few I've collected:
chromatic - like automobile trim
cryptogram - message from beyond
dexterity - state of being a serial killer
flourish - powdery
glower - lightning bug
mistress - something between a mister and a mattress
organize - accompany the choir
rustic - corroded
shoe horn - instrument used to play footnotes
therapist - sex offender
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