A joke

Soroban · #1 $Old$ June 10th, 2009, 09:45 AM

A man walks into an ice cream parlor and tells the attendant,
"I want a gallon of vanilla, a gallon of strawberry and a gallon of chocolte."

"I'm sorry, sir," says the attendant, "we're all out of chocolate."

"In that case, I'll have a quart of vanilla, a quart of strawberry and a quart of chocolate."

"I just told you: we're out of chocolate."

"Okay, then I'll have a pint of vanilla a pint of strawberry and a pint of chocolate."

"Look, buddy, we don't have any chocolate."

"Ah, then I'll have a scoop of vanilla, a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.

"Look, buster, what does the V-A-N in 'vanilla' spell?"

"It spells VAN, but what does it have to do with ... ?"

"And what does the S-T-R-A-W in 'strawberry' spell?"

"It spells STRAW, but why are you asking these... ?"

"And what does the F-R-E-A-K in 'chcolate' spell?"

"Wait a minute! .There's no FREAK in 'chocolate'!"

"That's what I've been telling you, Dum-dum,
now get out of my store!"

masters · #2 $Old$ June 10th, 2009, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Soroban $View Post$

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"Wait a minute! .There's no FREAK in 'chocolate'!"

"That's what I've been telling you, Dum-dum,
now get out of my store!"

That's great, Soroban. Sort of reminds me of the one I posted a few months back. Remember.....

Zach is 5 and is learning to read.

He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, “Look, Mama, it’s a frickin’ elephant!”

Mom takes a deep breath and asks, “What did you call it?”

“It’s a frickin’ Elephant, Mama!

It says so right under the picture!”

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“A f r i c a n Elephant”

Aileys. · #3 $Old$ June 11th, 2009, 04:25 AM

lol I thought there was going to be a math joke about the sizes he's asking for converging to zero hahahaha... I need to take a break!