In 1993, Irving Kaplansky wrote these lyrics
to celebrate his enthusiasm for mathematics.
He dedicated the verses to Tom Lehrer.
That's Mathematics!
The fun when two parallels meet
Or a group with an action discrete
Or the thrill when some decimals repeat.
That's Mathematics!
A nova, incredibly bright,
Or the speed of a photon of light,
Andrew Wiles, proving Fermat was right.
That's Mathematics!
The odds of a bet when you're rolling two dice,
The marvelous fact that four colors suffice,
Slick software setting a price,
And the square on the hypotenuse
Will bring us a lot o' news.
In genes a double helix we see
And we cheer when an algebra's free
And in fact, life's a big PDE.
We'll be on the go
When we learn to grow with Mathematics.
With Lagrange everyone of us swears
That all things are the sums of four squares,
Like as not, three will do, but who cares.
That's Mathematics!
Sporadic groups are the ultimate bricks,
Finding them took some devilish tricks,
Now we know -- there are just 26.
That's Mathematics!
The function of Riemann is looking just fine,
It may have its zeros on one special line.
This thought is yours and it's mine.
We may soon learn about it
But somehow I doubt it.
Don't waste time asking whether or why
A good theorem is worth a real try.
Go ahead -- prove transcendence of pi.
Of science the queen
We're all of us keen on Mathematics!