Math joke ?

Soroban · #1 $Old$ August 3rd, 2009, 09:33 AM

A mathematician tiptoed unsteadily into his house at 3 A.M.
but his wife was waiting up for him.

"You're late!" she scolded.
"You said you'd be home before midnight!"

"Actually, my dear," he said smugly,
"I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve."

songoku · #2 $Old$ August 3rd, 2009, 09:46 AM

Hahahahahahaha

Nice one, Mr. Soroban ^^

arbolis · #3 $Old$ August 3rd, 2009, 10:54 AM

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Hahahahahahaha

Nice one, Mr. Soroban ^^

Indeed!
I wasn't aware the Thank button was disabled in the Chat Room subforum. I'd have thanked you, Soroban.

songoku · #4 $Old$ August 3rd, 2009, 11:05 AM

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Indeed!
I wasn't aware the Thank button was disabled in the Chat Room subforum. I'd have thanked you, Soroban.

Me too, arbolis. My hand automatically moved to bottom right to click "Thanks". hahaha

Prove It · #5 $Old$ August 3rd, 2009, 07:28 PM

LOL!

Q. What do you get when you divide a jack-o-lantern's circumference by its diameter?

A. Pumpkin Pi.

Swlabr · #6 $Old$ August 4th, 2009, 12:52 AM

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

To get to the same side!

Soroban · #7 $Old$ August 4th, 2009, 11:11 AM

What do you get if you divide an igloo's circumference by its diameter?

Eskimo pi

1 milli-Helen

The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.

$(armed)^t$

Armed to the teeth

$\begin{array}{ccccccc} & & Fe^{++} & \rightarrow & Fe^{++} \\ & \nearrow & & & & \searrow \\ \\ & Fe^{++} & & \bullet & & Fe^{++} \\ \\ & \nwarrow& & & & \swarrow \\ & & Fe^{++} & \leftarrow & Fe^{++} \end{array}$

Ferrous wheel

masters · #8 $Old$ August 4th, 2009, 11:43 AM

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$\lim_{c \rightarrow 0}\frac{\sec(x)}{c^2}$ = infinite sex

"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?"
"She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me."
"I don't believe that she cheated on you!"
"Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."

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zenjenn · #9 $Old$ August 6th, 2009, 03:38 PM

∫1/(cabin) =

a log cabin by the sea!

Focus · #10 $Old$ August 11th, 2009, 12:04 PM

What is yellow and complete? A Bananach space.

What is sour and a bit like the Axiom of Choice? Zorn's Lemmon

What is purple and commutes? An Abelian Grape

I wish I was your maths assignment so that I would be hard and you would spend all night doing me on your table.

Swlabr · #11 $Old$ August 11th, 2009, 12:57 PM

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I wish I was your maths assignment so that I would be hard and you would spend all night doing me on your table.

$\displaystyle\int_{10}^{13}2x\text{ }dx$ ?

april29 · #12 $Old$ August 14th, 2009, 12:20 AM

$\begin{array}{ccccccc}& & Fe^{++} & \rightarrow & Fe^{++} \\& \nearrow & & & & \searrow \\ \\& Fe^{++} & & \bullet & & Fe^{++} \\ \\& \nwarrow& & & & \swarrow \\& & Fe^{++} & \leftarrow & Fe^{++}\end{array}$

Ferrous wheel

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haha.. i really like your ferrous wheel..