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August 4th, 2009, 12:00 PM
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| |  Talk dirty to me (in mathematics)!
If you have done any of these things, consider yourself a dirty old mathematician.
Have you ever applied your math to a hard science?
Applied your math to a soft science?
Done an integration by parts?
Done two integration by parts in a single problem?
Bounded the domain and range of your function?
Used the domination test for improper integrals?
Done Newton's Method?
Used the Sandwich Theorem?
Used a Gaussian surface?
Used a foreign object on a math problem (eg: calculator)?
Used a program to improve your mathematical technique (eg: MACSYMA)?
Not used brackets when you should have?
Integrated a function over its full period?
Done a calculation in three-dimensional space?
Done a change of bases?
Done a change of bases specifically in order to magnify your vector?
Worked through four complete bases in a single night (eg: using the Graham-Schmidt method)?
Inserted a number into an equation?
Calculated the residue of a pole?
Scored perfectly on a math test?
Swallowed everything your professor gave you?
Used explicit notation in your problem set?
Padded your own problem set?
Been blown away on a test?
Have you ever bounded your Bessel function so that the membrane did not shoot to infinity?
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August 15th, 2009, 11:14 PM
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I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.
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November 11th, 2009, 05:02 PM
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Koch curves are infinitely bendy. |
November 11th, 2009, 06:48 PM
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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
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